Cmon dan give us a shoutout on the show sometime


It’s called date of birth DENIAL. Not date of birth DISCOVERY


i love how we’ve gone from 

"oh dan can’t be in his thirties he looks so young"

to 

"wait how old is dan actually"

to

"fuck it, dan is [many] years old"


(Joke about Dan’s hair swallowing the universe)


He may be 87 years old but I still want to touch his hands goddamn



yakkowarners:

I started thinking about short haired Dan and became romantically frustrated

yakkowarners:

I started thinking about short haired Dan and became romantically frustrated


dannydateofbirthdenial:

Pen Ward, the creator of Adventure Time, turns 32 today. Pretty sure—not totallly sure—he’s younger than Dan.

that shit’s fucked up


Pen Ward, the creator of Adventure Time, turns 32 today. Pretty sure—not totallly sure—he’s younger than Dan.


sexbanglish:

*magician voice* AAAAAAAND FOR MY 600TH POST, I WILL PULL MY FAVORITE PICTURES OF MR. SEXBANG FROM THE INTERNET