literally Danny looks about 26?? But i can also see him being in his early 30's like he is now. and also i don't care if he's 30,40 1000+ the man look good unnff

He is a very attractive man, I agree. And I once again agree that his age doesn’t really matter. He’s a human being who makes us laugh and giggle and have a good time. He brightens our days and our lives with just being himself, and that’s all that matters.

Plus, he makes really funny songs about dicks.


i'm from the government and i'm not supposed to tell everyone his real age, but you leave me no choice... danny sexbang is, in fact, 1 million years old. his secret to staying alive and looking young... is beej.
Anonymous

SHIT UH UH UH UH…

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO dO MR goverNMENT


dannyaviclan:

"but dan’s not old! he is really young!" dan typed through tear-filled eyes as he sat in the dark corner of the room during PAX.


danny-y-sexbang:

sextbang:

every single time i get an anon yelling about how “dan is really not that old okay!!!!!!!” i picture dan sobbing to himself as he furiously types into my askbox

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Say hi to Dan at pax for us if you can, fellow deniers.


We are close to the 300 follower mark so this is a quick thank you in advance!


Dan mentions a year or his childhood and I just have my hand hovered over the text post button here for the rest of the video


For a guy who’s 900 years old, he’s not good at handling scary games and ice buckets


emotionalfriend:

the fact that a bunch of people continue to refer to suzy as “suzy hanson” after ross explicitly calls her “suzy berhow” (not to mention her doing it herself previously) but insist that dan is 34 because of one single quick joke is very telling


dannydateofbirthdenial:

dannydateofbirthdenial:

dannydateofbirthdenial:

reminder that mod eve is going to magfest this year! 

And that mod minky is debating going with her folks

oh bro, you’ve gotta come, that would be awesome

reminder mod bb is a poor canadian college student who cant afford a ticket, hotel, a passport to go, and to miss school